I humbly apologize for your unexpected visit to this error page.

You were probably looking for something else (most likely the intriguing tale of “Big Truck in the Beige Garage”) and lo! here you are.

Sorry about that.

But this site was littered with years-old pages and files that had no bearing on the current state of my life.

Those files were boring, and have been deleted.

If you’re still searching for entertainment, visit my Diversions page.

Contact Ed.